This is about Shares....

If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Delta Airlines one year ago,
you will have $49.00 today.


If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in AIG one year ago, you will
have $33.00 today.


If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Lehman Brothers one year ago,
you will have $0.00 today.


But, if you had purchased $1,000 worth of beer one year ago, drank all
the beer, then turned in the aluminum cans for recycling refund, you
will have received a $214.00.


Based on the above, the best current investment plan is to drink
heavily & recycle. It is called the 401-Keg.


A recent study found that the average American walks about 900 miles a year.
Another study found that Americans drink, on average, 22 gallons of
alcohol a year.


That means that, on average, Americans get about 41 miles to the gallon!
Makes you proud to be an American!